cresslouise
Proud to be at rank '227'!! What about you guys?
There's blue skies, all around me There's green grass, all around me There's blue sea's, all around me But best of all there's youuuu!! It's gotta be love, love looove It's gotta be loo-ooove It's gotta be love, love looove It's gotta be w…
Mummy, called young Emelie-May from her bedroom. Yes sweetie pie mum replied from the kitchen. I'm ill answered Emelie. Oh no, does that mean no school? Questioned mum! I should think so exclaimed Emelie. Well let's just check your temperat…
Hi, I'm Ashleigh. Yes. I know. Horrible name I have! Well I don't know where to start. I never thought that they would ever make a story about me but, I guess you don't really expect anything! And even more so starting it from this point. W…
Wow! This may not sound much but my rank is 305 which means quite a lot to me as just the other day, I was rank 700 and something!! So thanking all of my present followers!!
My dream had been to start a hairdressing career for a long long time now!! But is it my destiny? What does that word even mean? Everyone is always talking about their destiny being, and author, or a professional dancer! But I bet half the …
I overheard a conversation once. It wen like this; Person a- If you had the choice between a tree bigger than you and £1000 which would you choose..? Person b- The £1000 obviously. Why? Person a- Just wondering. Me too actually! Me- *Inte…
When I was younger, our class was asked; 'What do you want to be when your older?'. Most replied with 'An astronaut, or a famous singer, or a ballerina'. I replied with 'Well how should I know that?'. Then as we grew a little they asked a…
Dear Bethyboo32, I really liked your oPuss that has been recently posted. It's a shame that it's your first and last one posted so far. So I guess what I'm trying to say is, please can you post more of them for me to enjoy reading?!:)…
My rank= 998..!:/ What's yours??xxx
People always complain about bullying. But I love it. Reason being is because I know just how jealous the bullies are! They're jealous of people's beauty, smarticles. Anything really! It's nice to be bullied in some ways. For example, you k…
Well done Opuss for continuing your app of the week award!
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from durex.
The penguin, walked into the igloo. Hahahahahahaha. So funny!! That is pretty funny guys. Like it. It's hilarious.
The penguin, walked into the igloo. Hahahahahahaha. So funny!!
The penguin, walked into the igloo. Hahahahahahaha. So fucking funny!!
The penguin, walked into the igloo. Hahahahahahaha. So fucking funny!!
..I was at the circus, and I met this man. He was called the mystery man. Do you want to know why? ... Because I didn't know him. Phahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa. Pmsl. I can't stop laughing at this. Haha. Omfg that's some funny shizz.
You have enemies. Good. That means you stood up for something!
I threw a wish in the well Don't ask me I'll never tell I looked to you as it fell And now you're in my way I trade my soul for a wish Pennies and dimes for a kiss I wasn't looking for this But now you're in my way You're stare was holdin…
By Cerys L Fields Once upon a time, I wrote a song, well a rhyme, It was awfully long, And ended with 'pong' And started with once upon a time! I once wrote a verse, That included the word curse And literally ended in no time! no time! I …
...One of the most scariest thoughts ever... ... D. E. A. T. H
After a long night out Georgia turned to Scott and asked him for sex. They had been together for 2 months. Scott agreed and got ready for a longer night! When they had finished, georgia spent a long time awake while Scott dozed off. In the …
His mum had recently passed away. His dad recently had nothing to say. He was the one who had to pay. But why? As he did nothing wrong! He drinks. Every night. Says it helps him through the stress or the pain. He smokes. Drugs. Anythin…
By Cerys L Fields There she lay. Still. Breathless. Taken away. It was an accident! It wasn't meant to happen! Or was it? It all started when she was out with her friends! She was tarted up, short skirt, high heels, cropped top. He noticed…