8 November 2011
The face of Christ on a slice of toast Minus the Father and Holy Ghost Drew E bay bids from coast to coast The face of Christ - on a piece of toast
Mohammed in some well chewed gum Sold for a vast and princely sum The faithful all were called to come To Mohammed - in some well chewed gum
Buddha in a beef baguette Could have been the biggest yet But a Pagan fed it to his pet The Buddha - in a beef baguette
For a vision of the Holy Virgin Sacred in some roe of sturgeon A million more was soon emerging For a vision - of the Holy Virgin
Brahma in Big Mac and fries Was really Satan in disguise But made a profit twice the size Did Satan - in Big Mac and fries
A starving child in a bowl of rice Just wouldn't sell at any price It somehow never seemed...... quite nice A starving child - in a bowl of rice
Tom May
Miracle At McDonalds • Opuss № I