11 June 2012
This joke was sent to me, I just am testing how to copy and paste!
A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are quite rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders another fifty.
The Jewish merchant tells him that supplies are extremely short and they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese buyer returns a month later and buys the Jews remaining stock of 50, this time he has to pay $75.00 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy,...
"...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"
The Chinese guy answers:
"I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $150.00 each."
...and this is why the Chinese just about own us!
"Business is Business"
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