13 May 2012
1) Say liar after everything they say.
2) Pretend to burst into tears, and when they ask why, say you thought of their wife/husband.
3) Debate with them whether you should be punished or not. (See post "Think Again")
4) Play wink murder with the whole class.
5) Say whatever subject they're teaching sucks.
6) When asked to remove headphones, say they're magnetically attracted to your ears.
7) Hit the table continuously with your pen, when asked to stop say your playing Minecraft. SURVIVAL.
8) Say objection after everything the teacher says.
9) Talk loudly about what you hate about your teacher, preferably in front of their desk.
10) Do a barrel roll.
11) Falcon Punch a student. (I once did this and the teacher laughed, but it is affect against PE teachers)
12) Talk Japanese in a French class.
13) Talk any language except French in French class.
14) Sit on your teachers chair, spin around an say "I've been expecting you."
15) Turn up late. When they ask why, say its confidential.
16) Scream the sky is falling down while you should be in silence while hiding under your table.
17) Continuously squeak a rubber duck.
18) When the teacher comes near you, run out the room screaming Rapist.
19) Turn up late, look around, say its not worth it and walk out again.
20) Say that's what she said after things the teacher say.
Have fun ruining your teachers lives. :)
Kitty's 20Ways To Annoy Teachers!! • Opuss № I