4 May 2012
Yawning, I stretched as I awoke from my sleep, flicking my ears and tail. Seems like I missed nothing. I hopped down from my branch and walked along the forest floor. It'd been peaceful for the last few days. No one getting their heads chopped off or being late for tea. All good.. Until a felt a stone hit the back of my head, turning to a blonde girl in a blue Victorian dress. "Oi! Kitty girl! Your that cat chick who knows stuff around here right? Cuz I like really need your help cuz I'm like totally in for it, know what I mean?" Slowly I blinked before I hit my forehead with my paw, sighing and looking at the unusual girl. "Firstly, read a dictionary. Secondly, the name's Curious Cat. Or Kitty. Thirdly, what?" I said, raising my eyebrow as I placed my paws on my hips. The girl rolled her eyes at me and spoke again. "Look Catty, I took some chicks tarts and flirted with some hot red dude and now I'm in trouble. Help?" Grammar hadn't hit this girl yet. And it needed to or otherwise she'd get a swipe around the face. "Yeah whatever Blondie." I moaned before the girl yanked my tail and slapped my across the face. "My name is Alice!" She shrieked at me. "Yeah yeah not everything's perfect. You don't have a neko saying your name right and I don't have a hot lil Tom to share my tree with. Life sucks Hun." I mumbled as I started to walk along the forest floor again, Alice trailing behind, although she often got distracted by the pink leafed trees. Then she sped up and started walking along side me. "So Kitty, where's this place?" Yawning again, I stretched and flicked my tail as I replied. "Curious Forest. My forest. Although since that bi--.. Female dog came and took control, she's been saying its her forest. Pah, she wants it she can fight me for it." I hissed. After my short explanation Alice told me about how she came here - Followed some white rabbit and met "a loada weirdos which belong in a freak show". Charming. Calling us weirdos when I'm saving her behind from the Queen! My ears then flickered, hearing something. Perking my head up and stopping Alice from walking with my tail. "Oi! Whaddya doing? I wanna get outta here before I get killed." She demanded, but I quickly whispered to be quiet and stay still. "Quiet? QUIET? I ain't having some pussy telling me what to d---" Before she could finish her speech I pushed her into a bush, two red guards marching towards me and the girl. "Miss Curious Cat. We have reports of you helping the wanted female. Is this true?" Asked the guard on the right. "Meh, what if it is?" I replied, fearless with a smirk on my face. "Anyone who helps is punished by death. Along with her death. And you are also wanted to be punished in death for being voted the fairest in the land." I then laughed. "Cat over a Queen? No surprises. Her head is the size of your unintelligence!" I teased. Both the guards then yelled at me as they charged forward, their pole arms aimed at me. Darting in a blur I jumped over both the guards, landing behind them and scratching the back of one of the guards necks, as he then fell in an instant. Grinning wolfishly, I licked the blood off my claws, which caused the other guard to run in fear. "That's right, run away scaredy cat!" I yelled out as I picked up the dead guard's pole arm and passed it to Alice. "Damn girl! That was awesome!" she cheered. With another wicked grin and a nod, I continued to pad along the forest floor.
Kitty's Wonderland..? • Opuss № I