5 May 2012
The blonde girl still trailed behind me, talking about stuff I really didn't care about as if I was listening and that we were on a shopping spree. To keep my sanity I needed someone to help me out, or a muzzle.. Although everyone was now pretty
much headless. Now I could only ask the crazy guy who lives every day like its his birthday to the north. At least those to speak enough nonsense to entertain each other. "Oi. Blondie. Hurry up" I snapped as I raised my eyebrow at her, now beginning to dash on all paws. "Uhm, HELLO fuzzy features, but I am wearing black heels and I do not wanna mess these up I mean I wanna wear them for the prom and--" I just trailed off and sighed at that point. "Fine miss Demando. We'll play horses. Get on my back and lets go already." Alice looked disgusted. "Like OMG no way! That's like animal abuse on SO many levels and y'know it's like so g--" Having enough I wrapped her in my tail and sprinted through the forest as fast as I could. Sure she screamed a lot and bit my tail, but not even my nine lives could help me last with her yaking. Geez. Plus I really needed some tea to help me relax with this one. Eventually we reached a large, purple house with a green roof. On the trip Alice decided to take up my offer on a piggy back instead of coughing up fur balls. Grabbing a spoon with my tail, I threw it at the window. "Hey Hatter, bring down your best tea and gimme some help here." It was silent for a moment, until a smooth, deep voice spoke after taking a slurp of tea. "Ah, Kitty. I'm already here." I sprung into the ear and yowled, my fur standing on end due to the shock and Alice falling off with a large thud. "Woah.. Hatter..? You look.. Really different.." I whispered, my eyes fixated on a young gentleman with straight, smooth, silver hair wearing a green suit and a purple flower. The mysterious male got up from his seat and chuckled. "Dear Kitty, that was my Father. Sadly he got beheaded for not delivering the Queen's tea at the right temperature. I'm his son.. Also named Hatter." He explained. Meow, this is one is one charming fella. Maybe my hot little Tom did come over after all? Alice also spotted him, winking at him "Why is there a Mrs Hatter hot stuff? Cause I can show you something sweeter then tea.. If ya know what I mean.." Looking over at her, I 'accidentally' whacked the back of her head with my tail, slamming her face into the mud. I got up back onto two legs and padded over, trying to look uninterested. "So um, is Marchy okay? He was a childhood friend of mine." I asked, twirling my hair around my claw as I spoke. Before Hatter could reply, the top window opened as a voice yelled. "YOU'RE LATE FOR TEA!" With a cup being thrown at my head. Sighing, I disappeared from sight leaving only my lips as the tea cup sped straight into the ground where I was standing, then reappearing again as if nothing had happened. "Some things never change, hm?" chuckled the Hatter. I too chuckled, Alice still throwing a tantrum for having a face full of mud. We stared into each others eyes for a moment, until a shouting was heard. "Mr Hatter! You are wanted for not giving the Queen a foot rub! And now for talking to Miss Curious!" Shaking my head, my claws shot out ready. "Nope, some things never change" I grumbled as four red guards sped towards us, Hatter removing a silver gun decorated with green clovers from underneath his jacket and me getting ready to pounce.
Kitty's Wonderland 2 • Opuss № I