6 May 2012
The guards came rushing towards us. Hatter and I stood our ground and got into our stances while Alice dropped the pole arm I gave her earlier and ran off screaming. Typical. We're saving her stupid little life and yet she's not even the slightest flipping grateful. One bang and a guard dropped down to the floor with a bullet hole through his head. "Nice shot, Hatter!" I smirked. He just glanced over and chuckled, taking aim for his next victim. Quickly I got down on all fours and dashes forwards towards the guard with the shield, as the bullets couldn't break through it. The shielded guard spotted me instantly and went to charge towards me, until I disappeared from sight with a huge grin left temporarily. Bewildered, the guard glanced round. Suddenly I appeared behind him, snatching the shield from his grasp with my tail before launching at him and clawing his face to nothing. Then I gracefully landed with my claws stained crimson, yet another twisted grin on my face as Hatter shot down the final two. Easy, as usual. I padded over to the Hatter as he lifted his hat with the barrel of his gun before spinning it in his hand and placing it into the pocket under his jacket. "All that over a foot rub. Why on heavens doesn't she just hire a therapist or someone in that profession?" enquired Hatter, with me just replying with a shrug. Alice slowly walked and leaned on the Hatter's house's door. "You looked pretty damn se--" But she couldn't finish her sentence due to her being trampled over by a brown rabbit in a red jacket and eye patch. "Where are they, eh? Aye, dey'll ne'er forget da day dey messed wi'v ol' Marchy 'ere!" He yelled as if it was a battle cry. My eye twitched as I stared at him in somewhat disbelief along with Hatter. "Uhm.. You okay Blondie?" I called out to her. In pure rage she threw her head back out from the mud and started screaming at Marchy. "OI YOU IDIOT! Y'know you could've like totally just like killed me there and if you did my boyfriend would've totally like beaten the cra--" "Blondie back up. You have a boyfriend, yet you flirted with the Queen's guard and Hatter..?" I asked, raising my eyebrow again and crossing my arms. "Duh, open relationship!" she said as she started to ramble on and rage at Marchy again. Sighing, I put my paw to my face. This girl just makes humans look more stupid then they already are. Open relationship? Doesn't that destroy the whole point of a relationship? She may as well just change her PawBook status to single. "Judging by the look on your face and that girls behaviour problem, you need my help." said the Hatter, drawing out a seat for me to sit down on and pouring me out a cup of tea. Why can't all guys be a gentleman like him? After I sat down and took a sip, I nodded. "Queen wants her head gone. Y'know, the usual." I explained. "And I can't even survive 10 minutes without slapping her or yelling at her to be quiet, let alone help her out of here." When I sighed, Hatter wrapped his arm around my shoulders and looked into my yellow eyes. "It's okay. I'll help you. So will Marchy. She's much to a bigger burden to handle yourself, and you must be exhausted. We can all continue with a fresh start tomorrow." I felt my cheeks turn pink but looked down before he noticed. "Thanks." A gentle smile spread across his lips as he called everyone to the table for some tea, pouring himself a cup full to sip. Before Alice came over to sit on the chair next to me, she whispered in my ear "You so want to be in his bed." Accidently of course, she then tripped over my tail and her face slammed into the back of the solid wood chair. "Watch your mouth." I hissed before turning back to sip my tea.
Great, now I'm stuck with some hot gentleman who is way outta my league, a mad scottish hare and a blonde bimbo idiot who needs to learn how to speak properly. Can this get any worse?
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