11 May 2012
Okay, so I go over to talk to my friends and this is the conversation:
Me: Hey guys!
Friend 1: What's the hole in a bagel for?
Me: Uhh I dunno..?
Friend 2: It's for forever alone dudes to put their d**k in since they're fat and it's food and s**t.
Me: WOAH WHAT?! Dude seriously!!
Friend 3: Hey it's true.
Friend 2: Yep.
Me: No it isn't!!
Friend 1: I dunno. What is it for then?
Me: I dunno.. To put your finger in the middle and to eat it off your finger like Hula Hoops?
Friend 2: Are you primitive?!
Me: No. But they might've done when they were invented.
Friend 1: Oh, when were they invented?
Friend 3: They were invented by unicorns.
Me: No.. They were invented in Amer--
Friend 2: WRONG! Didn't you ever go to bagel school?!
Me: What?
Friend 3: YOU NEVER WENT TO BAGEL SCHOOL??
Friend 1: Huh! We all know who the idiot is here!!
Me: What are you on about?!
Friend 2: Let's shun her. The bagel hating b***h.
-Friends walk away-
Me: Wtf?!
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