12 May 2012
Teacher: Young lady, please refrain yourself from talking as its disrupting the class!
Me: ACTUALLY Miss, only one person was listening to me at that point in time, so I wasn't disrupting Miss. If anything, you've disrupted the class for disrupting my intelligent conversation.
Teacher: Yes well, your disrupting now by talking to me.
Me: But you disrupted it originally by saying I was disrupting and disrupting the lesson, with you now continuing this conversation, disrupting the lesson furthermore. So think about it - Who really needs to go outside the classroom?
Teacher: -Stunned into silence-
Me: -Raising my eyebrow-
Teacher: ... Continue class.
Think Again • Opuss № I