24 June 2012
Hand-dryer, why do you torment me so? Hot air is all I want you to blow. I put my hands beneath your spout, Yet no hot air is coming out!
Leaky tap, why do you torment me so? I tightened you up an hour ago! Yet drip drop drip drop drip drop drip, All through the night you give me lip.
Automatic door, why do you torment me so? How high is your sensor, that I am too low? I just want to get through but you won't let me pass, So I fly into you like a bird into glass.
Smoke alarm, why do you torment me so? There is no fire here, that we both know. But whenever I cook, you make such a fuss; Haven't you heard of tranquillus?
Amenity-ville Horror • Opuss № I