4 July 2012
My parody of Sting's 'An Englishman in New York'. Purely meant as a bit of fun - try reading it along with the actual song! ;)
I don't work with coffee, but tea my dear, I taste best toasted on one side, And you can feel it in my sponge when I crumble, I'm an English Muffin in New Fork.
See me roll down Bagel Avenue, A sugar cane here at my side, I take it everywhere I roll, I'm an English Muffin in New Fork.
I'm a bake-lien, I'm a legal bake-lien, I'm an English Muffin in New Fork. I'm a bake-lien, I'm a legal bake-lien, I'm an English Muffin in New Fork.
If, "Ingredients maketh muffin" as someone said, Then he's the muffin of the day. It takes a muffin to suffer dodgy baking and rise, Be golden no matter how they mix you.
I'm a bake-lien, I'm a legal bake-lien, I'm an English Muffin in New Fork. I'm a bake-lien, I'm a legal bake-lien, I'm an English Muffin in New Fork
Baking soda, air bubbles can lead to explosions, You could end up as the only muffin. Soft sponge, exact measurements are rare in baking, At night an oven's brighter than the sun.
Takes more than chocolate chips to make a muffin, Takes more than a license for a wooden spoon. Confront your air bubbles, avoid them when you can, A muffin will rise but never burn.
If, "Ingredients maketh muffin" as someone said, Then he's the muffin of the day. It takes a muffin to suffer dodgy baking and rise, Be golden no matter how they mix you.
I'm a bake-lien, I'm a legal bake-lien, I'm an English Muffin in New Fork. I'm a bake-lien, I'm a legal bake-lien, I'm an English Muffin in New Fork.
An English Muffin in New Fork • Opuss № I