9 September 2012
"A moa with a mower Is a fine and dandy thing." Said the man before me, Who made my doorbell ring.
"A moa with a mower? Don't be so absurd! Everybody knows that's A big extinct bird."
"Ah, extinct until now! They're back from the dead. A moa with a mower, Picture it in your head."
"I'm picturing it, alright, And it makes no sense! I have no lawn to mow, No garden and no fence."
"Well sir, that's just perfect! See, we have a guarantee: Buy one of our moas', And get a garden free."
That was quite an offer, And to make him go away, I bought a moa mower; Still no sign of it today!
Moa Mower • Opuss № I