curtisjyoung

Being a gigolo was too much of a hard sell

Gigolo • Opuss № I

My librarian is so uptight. She does everything by the book.

Librarian • Opuss № I

I'm a shrewd business man usually, but my sales pitch for hearing aids fell on deaf ears

Business Man • Opuss № I

My mum had two kids in a hospital and was duly congratulated. My Dad had two kids in a park, got arrested while he masturbated.

Parents • Opuss № I

I hate hypocrites but you've got to love them

Hypocrisy • Opuss № I

People say I'm like marmite, not because they either love me or hate me, its because I smell like yeast.

Marmite • Opuss № I