curtisjyoung
Being a gigolo was too much of a hard sell
My librarian is so uptight. She does everything by the book.
I'm a shrewd business man usually, but my sales pitch for hearing aids fell on deaf ears
My mum had two kids in a hospital and was duly congratulated. My Dad had two kids in a park, got arrested while he masturbated.
I hate hypocrites but you've got to love them
People say I'm like marmite, not because they either love me or hate me, its because I smell like yeast.