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Scream for me, I like that. in your nightmares I'm lurking, waiting, watching I feel your fear building, you know I'm there, yet you can't see me only feel my presence, In the shadows, the dark corners of your mind. I can hear your hea…
I'm not enjoying today I hated yesterday Tomorrow is my friend
I sit looking through the window, this pane of glass that separates me from the passers by, I watch them, their lives so different to mine so busy so focused, they don't see me, they don't know I'm here, I don't exist. Then I see her, the r…
My wife asked me recently "does my bum look big in this" Yes I replied but to be fair it is a small bathroom. Unknown.
Two blonde divers exploring the wreck of the Titanic were amazed to discover that although it sunk 100 years ago the swimming pool was still full of water
My wife says she's leaving me due to my obsession with the pop group The Monkees. I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face......
One day Jane finds Tarzan in the jungle, she's fascinated by him & begins to ask him questions about his life, she finally gets round to asking him what he does for sex I use a hole in tree he replies, that's no good she says & promptly und…
Picked girl up at the bar told her im gonna take her back to my place & we're having sex in the bedroom, the living room & the kitchen she was well up for it & said wow you must have some stamina. Boy was she disappointed when we got back t…
They say time is a great healer... So why is my watch still broken
Little miss muffet Sat on a tuffet Her knickers all tattered & torn It wasn't the spider That sat down beside her But little boy blue with his horn