daffaman
As much as i might like you, As much as i might care; I'm afraid Opuss isn't Twitter, So take your life elsewhere; ^_^
I may just spray limescale remover on my fingernails and engage in americanised colloquial conversation with my niece's alarm clock... Who's laughing now? *cries and tightens belt around neck*
Your puffy cheeks completely squeeze your vision in to a tiny slit across your ever-expanding face. The caterpillar crawls from under your pillow and proceeds in gnawing at your throat, but the power you possess blindly crushes the hairy, s…
It was my befall. Red cat tears open my rib cage revealing only empty. This is not a poem. ..
You stumble upon a cave; You stare deeply into the sticky black, almost syrup-like darkness. But it's not; You reset your eyesight with a short blink before gazing once more into the now faintly illuminated cavern. You lack any immediate mo…