damagedbadger

damagedbadger

2012-04-10T17:01:39

NICE

"Paul, this biscuit has writing on it!" "That's nice, John.".

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damagedbadger

2012-04-09T23:59:26

Untitled

My computer keeps crashing. I should probably stop using it as a rally car..

28 0 14 words

damagedbadger

2012-04-09T01:39:03

Another Joke

There's a big pile of Pheasants in my house from all the hunting I do. I'm on top of my game at the moment..

16 0 24 words

damagedbadger

2012-04-09T01:27:02

Joke

Being called 'average' at anything is just... mean..

56 7 8 words

damagedbadger

2012-04-08T10:21:53

Family Fun

The worst time to choke on something is during a family game of 'who can do the most convincing choking impression?'..

82 27 21 words

damagedbadger

2012-04-07T20:39:08

Crabs

When finding pictures of crabs on Google for your 8 year old sister to draw, be sure to stay away from the 'Crab Louse' link..

14 1 25 words

damagedbadger

2012-04-07T10:53:46

Untitled

My vacuum cleaner sucks..

34 3 4 words

damagedbadger

2012-04-07T01:53:35

Untitled

If you break a leg, don't come running to me... Depending on how far away I am, it could seriously worsen the condition of the leg in question.

250 18 28 words

damagedbadger

2012-04-07T01:13:01

Limerick

There once was a mouse called Joe That wished one day it would snow When snowfall came It was such a shame Because Joe was allergic and died.

132 37 28 words

damagedbadger

2012-04-07T00:29:20

Untitled

John: "I love cheese..." Paul: "Grate".

30 5 6 words