5 August 2012
New proposals that paintball will be added to the line up at the next olympics has been met favourably with team GB. A spokesman said that gold medal hopes were high as the French were expected to surrender at the first round. The Italians to change sides half way through. The Americans to shoot their own competitors and Germany to come in a close second after knocking out, Poland, Belguim and Austria.
Joke • Opuss № I