Don't even know what the hell is going on.
Just got a text saying Facebook had been closed down. I freaked out. Went to go on my MacBook. Wifi was off. I'm shouting at my mam coz she's asking me questions.
This thing is actually stupid. People "opuss" proper deep stuff just so they can get likes and followers. Like wtf it's obviously just made up. Can't be arses with that shit..
The embarrassing moment when you look through a key hole and see someone else's eye..
Look left. Right. And left again. Preach..
Some people come into our lives, and go quickly. Others stay a while, leave their footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same..
I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. - Mr. Krabs.
I can't see my forehead!.
Greetings, friends. Today is a most glorious day indeed.
These are dark times there is no denying. Our world perhaps faces no greater threat than it does today. But I say this to our citizenry.
Time is just like a big bowl of wibbily wobbly timey wimy stuff..
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift. That's why they call it the present. Master oogway..
I'm kind of guessing this is twitter. Without the restriction on letters. Hmmmmmm.
Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times. If someone only remembers to turn on the light..