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I shall sail my gravy boat to mash potato.
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danguitar1989
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Implementation of Principles
Sincerity: Never say it do anything contrary to your overall intentions. Restraint: Be moderate. Never fully indulge. Detach yourself somewhat. Composure: Never allow yourself to appear nervous.
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Chicken and pasta. Food of gods.
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Me At Work
'I'm going to be really productive today' Reality 'watching videos on YouTube all day'.
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There's a man in the attic. He needs to leave. It's not his space, it's mine. He won't leave. He's angry. How does he eat. What does he drink. Strange, strange man. Get out of my attic.
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“Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.”.
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Good/bad Day
So, I apply for 3 internships at recoding studios and have 3 interviews = Good day.
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Seasons
In Scotland there is only two seasons; winter and June. Billy Connelly.
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You know someone has a sad life when the highlight of their day is watching you eat your lunch. Very off putting!!.
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There's always a time in life when we need to take responsibility for your actions. Not today though. Today it's your fault.
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It's 'celebrate a Turkish guy that killed a 'dragon'' day. Good old multi cultural blighty.
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An I a procrastinator. I'll let you know tomorrow.
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When my time comes. . . . .. . . . I'll probably be late.
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Before you jump to conclusions, take a look at the drop. It can be a long way down with no way up.
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Crazy
Did you know people are getting paid to mention their products on social network sites. That's almost as crazy as the discount at Dave's furniture emporium.
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Science
60% of the time. It works all the time. It's scientifically proven.
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Live
Get busy living or get busy getting out of my way!.
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Be happy, there isn't enough time up be sad :) enjoy and appreciate friends and family, they are the best things in the world xx.
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Love Life
You're a short time alive, a long time dead. Enjoy it!. Beer anyone?!!.
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Two cows standing in a field. One turns to the other and says 'what do you think about this mad cow disease?' The other cow says 'I don't care, I'm a helicopter!'.
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Grammar
Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit to knowing you're shit.
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'unique'
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else . . . . . . . . ..
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So, I pick my guitar up to finnish a few songs off and hear rattling inside. After shaking it upside down, out falls 4 grains of rice, a 2 pence coin, a watch battery and a straw. Not what I...
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It's A Small World
The saying 'it's a small world' really annoys me. The world is huge, it's just full of surprises and coincidental happenings.
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