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danimal81

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Troll Hunter, Best Quote Ever!

In poland we ask not... we do. Why problem make when you no problem have you don't want to make!.

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My Clone

I've just tried creating my very own clone genetically identical to myself while biting the dead skin off my foot, chewing it up a little and then shaping him into a little man shape..

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Possibly The Funniest Product Reviews Ever

Read the customer reviews... http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B000KKNQBK/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?ref_=cm_cr_pr_product_top.

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A Simple Test

How do you know when a girl is really hot for you?... When you put your hand down the front of her pants it feels like your feeding a horse!.

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