One In The Same

@jdopus

Ever So British

Sex, drugs and rock and roll are all very well but nothing beats a nice cup of tea....

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@waynedoz

Uncertainty

Indecision is the worst/best thing that will/may/never happen/not happen to you..

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@akisri

Perfectionist

The one whose world shatters if someone squeezes the wrong end of the toothpaste tube..

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@maddybook

Holy Cow

☆╭┐┌╮☆°．· ╭┘└┘└╮∴°☆° └┐．．┌┘—╮∴° ╭┴——┤ ├╮ │ｏ　ｏ│　　│●° ╰┬——╯ │ ∴°· ☆ \ˍˍˍ|ˍˍˍ/ˍˍˍ/ˍˍˍ/∴☆..

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@dougietjs

no pain, no pain

Many people say with exercise: No pain, no gain. I also use this phrase about the advantages of laziness: No pain, No pain - Anon.

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@dougietjs

Shit happens

Shit happens when you party naked - bad santa.

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@dougietjs

Churchill

"You're terribly drunk Churchill" "Yes madam, but in the morning I will be sober, however you will still be ugly".

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@Isadora

Writing - take 2

“Being a writer is a very peculiar sort of a job: it's always you versus a blank sheet of paper and quite often the blank piece of paper wins.” Neil Gaiman.

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