20 October 2012
A blind man walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the barmaid brings him his drink he says 'Thank you. Would you like to hear a good blonde joke?'
Upon hearing this the barmaid replies 'Let me explain to you the situation. On your right is a blonde who happens to be a champion wrestler. On your left is a blonde who happens to be a champion kick boxer. I'm a blonde and I have a baseball bat behind the counter. Do you really think continuing on with your joke is a good idea?'
The blind man takes a sip of his drink and says 'I suppose not, I'd have to explain it three times.'
Blind Man And Blondes • Opuss № I