12 November 2012
Has anyone ever had it when there is a new software update and it crashes every app you go on? Or is it just me?
My theory is: that every time there is a new software update, apple will make you NEED it. They do this by telling your iThingy that there is a new update and the iThingy crashes every app you go on, so you think you need this update to fix it. Then what apple have done is make the memory so small that by the time you have installed iOS (insert large number here), you need a new iThingy to give you more memory. That way there is a continuous flow of money into apple.
My Apple Conspiracy Theory • Opuss № I