25 October 2012
I found this fake emergency services script for young kids. I've only included the scenario and the odd bit.
Scenario: you walk in the kitchen and you see your mum lying on the floor, unconscious.
Operator: this is the ambulance, what is your emergency?
Kid: my mum is lying on the floor.
*later*
Operator: what is the persons gender?
Kid: female.
Lol.
My version
Operator: what is the person gender?
Kid: have a f**king guess at my mums gender!!!!
XD • Opuss № I