Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes!
Chuck Norris doesn't lick postage stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.
(Sorry guys, I couldn't help it xD haha pls. add in if you know a good CN-joke!)
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Hey my name is (You figured!) David! ;).. I'm 24, Danish, and present living in Australia. I'm no one special, but life is such a gift and I want to give the Lord due glory for that! I hope my posts will encourage you to stop up and ponder on life and the things of God. Stay tuned!
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