daydreamer
I lost faith in horoscopes after realising that 500 million people were due to have the same day as me. Now I watch tv ads instead which I find to be much more accurate. Today I pawned my gold, took a pay day loan and blew the lot gambling…
I finish work, catch the bus, the same bus I always catch but today heading in the other direction. I'de struck up a conversation with a kid from work whilst waiting. His name escaped me but his irritating conversation didn't. He was total…
I lubricated my passionate side with the best part of a joint that lay in situe Atop a can of stale beer next to my bed. It had been rolled as part of an elaborate scheme to quench my labido and sing me a lullaby the night before, it had c…