Birds
How do you make a birdbath. Call it smelly..
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Athletics
I spoke to the 100 meter champion today. I asked him what he did it in. "T Shirt, shorts and trainers" he replied..
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Sharp
I bought a new pair of scissors today. Cutting edge technogy..
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Peace
I would trade all of my materials for peace of mind..
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Fans
I don't have haters. Only fans in denial..
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Teamwork
Theres no 'I' in teamwork..
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Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road. Forget that, the real question is who cares?.
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Blind Man
A blind man walked past a fish market. He said "Hello ladies"..
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The Best 'save ' Ever
"She looks great dolled up..........and when shes not". - Jeremy Kyle guest.
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Women's Legs
Why do women have legs. Have you seen the mess a snail makes!.
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Wank
Once, I wanked myself into Oblivion. The staff at Alton Towers weren't very pleased!.
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Untitled
An englishman, irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar, the barman said "Is this some kind of a joke?"..
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Dr House
Every little girl wants a pony until they have to clean up after it..
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