Aspiring writer, likes a laugh, follows back, spiky hair. Me summed up in a sentence.
The petrol bomb flew through the window of the police car, blowing it to pieces. Men in hoodies and balaclavas brandished weapons, from baseball bats to assault rifles.
No pen at school means you don't do work. No work means no good grades. No good grades means no gcse's. No gcse's means no A levels. No A levels means no uni. No uni means no job.
I just wanted to say thanks to the people who follow me. Cheers guys..
My girlfriend walked in on me blow drying my knob the other day. She said "what the hell are you doing?" When i look back on it, warming up your dinner was probably the wrong thing to say..
A man walks into a pub with a large crocodile on a leash. He says to the barman, " do you serve city fans?" The barman replies: "yeah of course." the guy says " great.