4 August 2012
Killing two birds with one stone ;) @naaviie @MelchoirJ13
The Duo had been summoned By evil underneath The pleasant land of Opussia And all Opussians' feet. There was a new guy in town, The mysterious King Cheese. Daring D had been checking out His background you see. But something wasn't adding up So the two went to his lair Only to find he'd nicked all the cheese From across our land so fair! 'Stop you Mozerella fella! You cheesy, weasley fiend! We knew when we first saw you All was not as it seemed!' Nic and D battled With him to the death But he knocked them both out With his cheesy puff breath. The Duo came to dangling Above a vat of hot Camembert. Was this the sticky, cheesy end For our heroic pair? 'Mwahaha you shall suffer In my steaming cheese fondue!' King Cheese did chuckle Like a rank old Danish Blue. 'It has been an honour,' Notorious Nic cried. 'I didn't think we'd have such fun When as sidekick I first applied.' But D had had a brainwave. 'I say, I say, I say! Use the superpower I gave you For your last birthday!' See, our Notorious Nic Had a great aversion to cheese And with the help of Wonky Bill A lactose intolerance had been leased. The pair were now up to their waists In the cheesy gloop And Nic began to munch and munch While her stomach did loop-the-loops. As she took each queasy bite Her insides began to bubble Pressure started building up To cause old King Cheese trouble. Just as they sank down out of sight Nic began to shiver Then exploded in a gaseous release, Her superpower had delivered! King Cheese was defeated And Opussia got back its cheese 'And D, I never want to see Cheese again if you please.'
4) The Adventures Of Daring D And Notorious Nic: Cheesy Business • Opuss № I