4 February 2013
That poor aul fella
Richard III
Was always despised
With ne'er a kind word,
Deformed and all hunched
With a withered wee arm,
A cruel aul tyrant
Causing young nephews harm.
Yet Tudor propaganda
Makes you believe
What they want you to hear
Now the truth is revealed!
The aul hand must be scundered
Having been accused
Of multiple murders
And a wife that was abused,
Walked his full height
(5 foot 8 to be precise)
And to add to all that
His arm was alright!
He wasn't a tyrant
His rule was just,
He didn't usurp
Due to power lust,
He wasn't desperate
For a horse
That was poetic license
By Shakespeare of course!
The poor wee crater
Must have a bake
Like a busted soda
O'er historical mistakes.
A Horse A Horse! (Under A Carpark) • Opuss № I