8 June 2012
@smellyfingers , @naaviie and @sjw just giving you an idea of what you'll miss if escape plan four fails...
The whistle going 'Toot-toot' Playing out the Macerena, The conductor checking tickets is A kangaroo from south Australia, The drink is flowing free, Sofas on the ceiling, Two dozen March hares Waiting on each whim and feeling With little velvet waistcoats They borrowed from White Rabbit, The Hatter's at the minibar Serving cocktails, out of habit. Each bedroom on board this madman's Orient Express Has an adjoining bathroom With a feature to impress: A solid gold bathtub For those who like a soak Or merely like to sit in it Because they're of that ilk of folk. On the walls hang the smiles Of many a famous celeb, Elvis once rode with us Before he wound up dead, The driver is called Wonky Bill Because he's a lazy eye, Whatever you do don't ask him If he wants to play I spy. Finally, for your convenience There is a checking room For all your coats, uniforms, bathrobes And the occasional broom. So all aboard for the most absurd Experience ever known Just sit back, relax And enjoy the Crazy Show.
All Aboard • Opuss № I