7 August 2012
Really Lee? A BMX?
We all know that's lies.
I just spied him in your cheesy lair
Being force-fed mince pies!
@VikingHorn isn't hurt
Or strapped to unruly bikes,
So boys, trying to scare us all
Go and take a hike!
We'll be coming to get him
He's just a petty pawn;
You promise him nice things
If he proclaims you victors at dawn
Then you'll just toss him at the roadside
Bare, alone, harassed
With his wallet nicked and his pockets cut off
And Nic's knickers shoved up his ass!
Don't worry mediator
We're coming to save the day!
No more mince down your pie-hole,
You're not in there to stay.
BMX My Bum| Cheese Battle • Opuss № I