11 June 2012

I think it's quite amusing

Facebook trying to win me home,

Sending me an email

That I opened on my phone.

They're trying to bring me back

To a marriage turbulent,

Perhaps their stocks aren't working out

And need me to bring the cents?

Said email was entitled Breaking News

Exclamation mark and all,

Facebook must have fancied that

They'd turned into Bill Turnball.

It said I'd missed some very

Important goings on,

Two friends had liked a status,

One had put some photos on,

Three others made a status

And two had liked a pic

Of a girl called Molly

Who got drunk and ended up being sick.

I'm sorry my dear Facebook

But you had your turn, the ship has sailed,

Opuss is my new love

Since our partnership failed.

DelilahBook Of The Face • Opuss № I