11 June 2012
I think it's quite amusing
Facebook trying to win me home,
Sending me an email
That I opened on my phone.
They're trying to bring me back
To a marriage turbulent,
Perhaps their stocks aren't working out
And need me to bring the cents?
Said email was entitled Breaking News
Exclamation mark and all,
Facebook must have fancied that
They'd turned into Bill Turnball.
It said I'd missed some very
Important goings on,
Two friends had liked a status,
One had put some photos on,
Three others made a status
And two had liked a pic
Of a girl called Molly
Who got drunk and ended up being sick.
I'm sorry my dear Facebook
But you had your turn, the ship has sailed,
Opuss is my new love
Since our partnership failed.
Book Of The Face • Opuss № I