27 June 2012
Well, that's the back of Herman. I'd grown rather attached To that gloopy, cakey guy Though at first we seemed mismatched. We played cards together And while I played the piano He sang along to all the tunes. Germans are great singers, don't you know? He truly was the bestest friend A girl could ever want, When he got angry he just bubbled Never swore or kicked or punched. So as I send off his children And put him in the oven here, I cannot help but catch myself And shed a little tear. But at least when he's out the other side And reunited with me A little bit of Herman Will live on in my tummy.
©Delilah
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