3 August 2012
@MelchoirJ13
You say it's my Tinturn So here we go; You seem quite a Parmesan artisan Trying to put on a show But I'll chase you over hill and Wensleydale With my cheesy wit. Mozerella fella, You can't handle this one bit! The puns are getting Leicester and Leicester As we grate our knowledge to the bone, So Chimay right on over Gruyére's more cheeses to be known. They say Livno and let Livno But it's Livno and let die, Halloumi schmalloumi You're not that cheesy a guy. It makes me rather Danish Blue That you Lappi this all up; Do you prefer just Cheddar Aura cheesy Brie cup? Do you know your Roumy From your Ayib in this fair show? I suppose you'll have to Wikipedia them So I'll take that as a no. I'll just keep on going Tilsit's overkill And you drown in a sticky cheesy mess Do you want to carry on still?
Cheese Puns Take 2 • Opuss № I