20 July 2012
@LeeLee101 this is what you get when you mess with my squirrels...
The night was thick and foggy, The night it seemed serene Until her senses picked up Some rabid squirrel screams. She knew exactly where they were And the villain who had caused The pain the poor thing experienced Without remorse or guilt or pause. She pulled on her hero knickers Fresh from out the wash And finished up her coco pops And Robinson's Fruit Squash. She whizzed off in her D-Mobile (An Aston Martin DB9) And with the help of her radar Arrived in the nick of time At an old unused warehouse Wherein the villain lurked; The Sneaky Squirrel Snatcher (He's really quite a jerk) Slipping in the fire escape She surveyed the horrors of his lair Where he used poor old squirrels With matted ginger hair To torture Booming Bob and Minion Mark His sidekicks, partners in crime, Whenever they had failed or annoyed Or generally stepped out of line. His evil laugh echoed Through his rusty cave As he set Jerome the squirrel On Booming Bob. The knave! He was using stolen ear trumpets To shoot the poor little things At the offending duo Though they didn't have any wings. With karate chops and ninja skills Really most supreme Coupled with Yoda's force They began the violent scene. Daring D and Lee grappled In a clash of old; Good and evil, hero and villain Like no battle ever told. But D emerged victorious (Only because Minion Mark Had tripped up Lee and set squirrels free To roam round Opussia's parks) As the warehouse went up in flames, A blaze for all to see, She sped off followed by Lee's screams 'Damn you Daring D!' Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
Daring D and Lee the Sneaky Squirrel Snatcher • Opuss № I