1 February 2013
Tights tights
Me my oh no!
What do we need them for?
I'd like to know!
A daily affliction
With nothing to show,
Can't be without but they
Really must go.
Tights tights
What is the need?
I'm flapping 'round like a
Flamingo on speed!
They're like a big, stringy, old
Social weed,
Tights tights
A horrible deed.
Tangle and dangle
Until you drop,
What was so wrong with
The trusty old sock?
They won't break your neck or
Get your knee in a lock
Tights tights
The madness must stop!
Deadly Polyester • Opuss № I