10 June 2012
Much fun was had in Wonderland,
A good time had occurred
And after a weekend of parties
The crazies collapsed into bed without a word.
But lo! What was the grumble
From Delilah's tum?
And from Smelly's and John Bon Jovi's too
And now Sienna's! 'It's the rum.'
Captain Jack insists
As he swaggers off to bed,
But I have a niggling feeling,
A niggling feeling of dread.
We've gone through ten choccie pianos!
And Miss DHP's on the Doritos!
I'm pretty sure it's not the rum
I know what has gripped my amigos.
THE DREADED MUNCHIES!
They've found their way onto the train.
Lock yourselves in your carriages
There's been an outbreak again!
Sheldon's already got it
He's at the creamy green stage,
And Duocorn's infected too
He's eaten all the parsley and sage.
Oh what'll we do! Dear bless us
We'll just have to ride it out.
I just hope Wonky Bill doesn't get it
Or the journey's off without a doubt!
The Clangers have hidden in the sink again
With hedgehogs to ward off the disease,
Sprinkle holy water!
Lock the washing machines!
Nurse Nic's tending to the poorly
As we fight tooth and nail
Against The Dreaded Munchies,
Will they win or will Madness prevail?
Epidemic: The Spanner In The Works • Opuss № I