21 July 2012
Can I tell him I know Kung Fu?
Can I tell him to watch out?
Can I tell him I once watched a man die
After I tasered him in the mouth?
Can I call him nicknames
Like Beefcake, Psycho and Pimp?
Can I say I lost my leg in The Troubles
And that's why I walk with a limp?
Can I be sat at the table
Polishing up my gun
Whenever he drops by?
It's only a bit of fun!
Can I stand at the landing window
When he's coming down the drive,
Watching him with a straight face
And giving him evil eyes?
I only want to do all this
Because he's entering my world;
I'm the boss and I don't want
Creeps around my little girl.
Field-Day • Opuss № I