10 June 2012
'Whole in one!' shouts Sienna
As the hedgehog rolls about.
'I'm a veggie, I care about animals,
And for that reason I'm out.'
Mrs Aslan murmurs
While she licks her clean paws
Lounging in the sunlight
With a celery stick between her jaws.
'I'm very, very late you know.'
The White Rabbit doth protest.
'Oh do be quiet, I'm trying to concentrate,
I have to do my best.'
D takes her aim
And smacks the creature away.
'Wait, are we playing golf
Or should this be croquet?'
'I don't really care what it is,'
Her flamingo complained
'I'm feeling quite light-headed now
To me they're all the same.'
They all turn to the know-it-all Sheldon
Perched with Lord Smelly on a rock
(it's got the best acoustics) but
They're playing rock paper scissors lizard Spock.
Alice let's go of her flamingo
And all hell breaks loose
The hedgehogs duck for cover
And the Queen loses a tooth.
'Off with it's head!' she screams
Far from serene and calm,
I think the games over
And we'd all better scram!
Golf In Wonderland • Opuss № I