8 June 2012

118 992,

That's the number if your confused.

All my mates use it eagerly enough

When revision gets too tough.

'Why did Hitler decide he hated

The Jews? Why was Hindenburg so overrated?'

'Whats the method for insoluble salts?'

'Was the fall of Rome the Gauls fault?'

'What's the difference between silage and slurry?

And what's eutrophication? I'm in no hurry.

And while we're at it, on Friday should I wear

Those mint coloured jeans I borrowed off Claire?'

Biology, Chemistry, Music and more

These glasses seem to make them think I've brains galore.

So if when studying you're in doubt

Pick up the phone and give us a shout.

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