18 July 2012
Last night I was quite disturbed
When Stephen Fry told me
A distressing little factoid
About the folks in NYC.
More folks get bitten by those who hail
From Brooklyn, Queens and Central Park
Than by nature's scariest predator
The big old nasty shark!
I am really quite troubled
Now this thought has come to light;
People take chunks out of fruit
Not have the big apple bite!
So a warning to you one and all
About dear New York New York:
Beware of the 'friendly citizens'
Before they stick you on their forks!
New York New York • Opuss № I