5 August 2012

To fix the D-Mobile?

Did you think Jerome's corpse in the exhaust

Would quash our heroic zeal?

The hero pants have been double washed

And ironed and battle bedazzled

To blind you boys when they glint and shine

With true old sassy sazzle.

The chicks have been decked out

In bomber chicken style

And Wonky Bill's upgraded their eggs

To make you run a mile.

You'd better take cover

Or your days are numbered now

Though you think you've trumped us

And are getting on like the Laughing Cow.

Pretty soon we'll be round

Rapping on your door,

So come on boys get ready

There's much much more in store...

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