18 July 2012
Lady Grey did sigh, All the teas were named after guys. 'Stuff that,' she thought 'A new tea shall be bought One I have named after I!'
She told her hubby Earl Grey But he exclaimed 'No way! I'll not start a fight Over tea with my wife. My brew shall reign supreme every day.'
'Game on,' the good Lady replied 'My teabags will strike with surprise And your tea will fail While mine's drunk by the pail. Your one will meet its demise.'
She snuck to the woods one night, Though the werewolves did give her a fright. Then off to the factory For some tea-based trickery To show off her girl power might.
In the forests after leaving her rooms She had harvested magic mushrooms. She sabotaged the Earl's tea To show how tough she could be And drug those in tea drinking saloons.
There was national uproar And her husband surrendered the war. Her tea was sold Worldwide I'm told The Lady immortalised forevermore.
Tea Lady • Opuss № I