27 July 2012
@MelchoirJ13 as promised...
All was going spiffingly, The Olympics had begun, One little matter of administration; Lighting the flame had to be done. D and Nic watched from the Royal Box Alongside Kate, Harry and Wills, Their service to the forces of good Had to be commended still. Nic watched the capers of the ceremony While D drooled over Harry. Everything was going swimmingly, They were all as happy as Larry. The final runner made their way Up to the flame-bowl-thing, Cheers erupted from the Olympic Park And bells began to ring. Yet, lurking in the darkness In black and white stripy shirts And faces painted with camouflage From London's Olympic dirt, Was a very serious threat To the Olympic dream; More real than Al Qaeda Yes, a more serious team. The flame was about to be lit In the glorious Olympic Stadium But, just as the runner bent down To start the competitions and fun, The Fiendish Four burst forth Hailing from Paris, France. 'Zee Olympics belong to us London shouldn't 'ave 'ad zee chance!' See Paris had just been pipped to the post By old Blighty in 2005; France had come as runners up Losing the games and their pride. They grappled with the runner and stole the torch Bearing the Olympic flame And with the back up sparks of hope They had done the same. They made off in a Citroën And London's hopes seemed dashed. The event that we'd all waited for Had been ruined in a flash. 'Fear not, dear old London, The games you shall all see! Your hopes shall be restored by Notorious Nic and Daring D!' In a flash the hero pants were on, The infamous red and blue, Their faces white with anxiety Our patriotic two. They made off after the Citroën In the magnificent D-Mobile, Not a moment must be lost This is of grave importance you see. They caught up with the Fiendish Four Like a windowblind up their backs, Racing through the city streets, Ready to launch the attack. Nic pulled a box out from the back Three bomber chickens?! My, oh my! 'Milly, Molly and Mandy-Quackers Fly, my pretties, fly!' Like spitfires through the London skies They made their eggy mark And the Fiendish Four surrendered In a lake in old Hyde Park. The Olympic Games were back on track, Britain obtained victory And to top things off, the Royal lot Asked our heroes to Buckingham for tea.
The Adventures Of Daring D And Notorious Nic: The Fiendish Four • Opuss № I