24 July 2012

@leelee101 as promised...

A terrible plague had scarred the land, A scourge of screw-ups and scrapes; The Catastrophe Cousin was on the loose And catastrophe he would make. He terrorised the chickens, Scattering them everywhere And spreading muck all over the place In a catastrophic nightmare. Only she could stop him Pulling her hero pants on, Stopping disaster dead in its path, Stopping the dastardly spawn. She tied him up with strong, strong ropes As he swirled in a hurricane, Tripping up the tornado, Halting it as soon as it came. Once again the world was safe From disaster and harm and dirt, Everyone slept safe and sound Kept from pain and hurt.

DelilahThe Adventures Of Daring D And The Catastrophe Cousin • Opuss № I