25 July 2012
@naaviie as promised...
Things were getting desperate Over at the D-Den It was becoming increasingly hard To fight crime, you ken? All because Daring D Was feeling quite alone, Her secret identity dictated She could have no friends of her own. Then, tucked up in bed one night With little Scruffy Ted, An idea came to her 'Eureka!' she said. 'I'll get myself a sidekick! Then I'll have a chum To work with and to play with Whenever the day is done!' The very next morning In the paper she placed an ad No time could be wasted There was a partner to be had! They lined up in their hundreds All eager for to be The much celebrated sidekick Of hero Daring D. Alas, all was not rosy; Most of them didn't possess The skills and knowledge needed To be a sidekick, I digress. The future was looking gloomy And lonely as the day closed, But lo! In the doorway In a very sidekick-like pose Stood a valiant figure Who was a bit late, you see. 'Apologies for my tardiness But I would like to be Your loyal, trusty sidekick Here to aid your fight Against the plagues of Opussia With all my sidekick might. I am Notorious Nic An expert in Kung fu And also in animals and chicken farms. How do you do?' D had found the ying To her brave and moral yang. 'Thank goodness you came I've a sidekick now!' she sang. The two teamed up tremendously, A powerful crime fighting duo So watch out for D and Nic They're out to get baddies don't you know?
The Adventures Of Daring D: Sidekick Shenanigans • Opuss № I