18 June 2012
In lieu of @eddie12309 's Improvisation Challenge...
There once was a little egg Who sprouted two ickle legs But he fell on his ass Rolling in the grass He felt just like Peg-Leg-Meg. See the egg wasn't quite used To walking and it gave him the blues This awful emotion Gave him the notion That he wasn't the only one bemused By his inability to walk, So he sprouted a mouth for to talk, And a nose to smell And some hands as well And some eyes to see who he'd stalk. After now regaining his balance By growing some ears just by chance (Though still feeling floppy Like a wilted poppy) He got on some tap shoes and danced. Alas, he found he could not see A short little egg was he, So he climbed up on a wall And sat there feeling tall Now Mr Humpty-Dumpty to you and me.
The Evolution Of Humpty • Opuss № I