11 June 2012
What good is a funday
Without some music to lighten the mood?
Here's the Opuss Funday Orchestra
(Don't worry they're very good.)
@Seamonster conducts, at the helm
Over a sea of song beginning,
@alesihagayle20 and @sjw
Shining on the strings.
@littlemissDHP 's on the cello
Playing with exquisite ease and taste,
And fear not nick-knack @naaviie
Your playing like a boss on double bass,
@Fly10 and @iPuss on violas
And @Stablish tooting the flute,
@glen and @RichWithey are on clarinets
Though Rich's reed got stuck down the tube,
@elf_girl plays the piccolo
With delicate little hands
And the rebel @Weirdwolf on oboe
Won't listen to Seamonster's commands.
@Leelee101 plays the trumpet
With fervour, passion, zeal,
@TheViolator 's unsure about his trumbone
'Which way round? What's the deal?'
@crowncottage has the bugle
For to blast a cavalry call,
@Wolfie and @Waynedoz on the tubas
Because they make a funny sound, lol.
At the back in percussion
@Smellyfinger's got main role
Ringing out on the triangle,
His personal lifetime goal.
@MrAlex has the kettle drums
But his face doesn't show glee,
He thought these were the things you used
To make a cup of tea.
@redfae plays the harp
Most beautifully may I add,
@HeatherAnne and Delilah on piano,
There's a duet to be had.
All is going swimmingly,
They're making a lovely sound
But, what's this? @Duroluro 's lost
Waving his didgeridoo dangerously around.
Oh no! @India Sparrow 's been hit and has fallen,
In @Waynedoz 's tuba's gotten stuck,
@Seamonster waves his baton
Crying 'Stop! Enough!'
The piece becomes a cacophony,
Everyone out of sync,
@Wolfie got rather annoyed
Hitting @Stablish a good old dig
Fisticuffs in the orchestra pit,
My, what a mess!
Broken brass and shattered strings
And one of the ladies has lost her dress!
Well well, that didn't go quite as planned
When it was over nobody spoke,
Well, I hope you enjoyed the Opuss Orchestra
That's all for now folks.
The Funday Orchestra • Opuss № I