17 June 2012
Don't forget too soon The 17th June A new bird has thickened the plot. He's red and regal, Graceful and evil, Come to take your pants, the whole lot. This rogue of a bird Won't utter a word As it brings about the fall of our nation, Poor Opussia Wasn't prepared for a Stealth attack from a swan. Damnation! He'll steal all your knickers Whether hobo or vicar, Prince, pauper or saint Then he'll curse you as well, Hissing, couldn't you tell When you felt your bottom dilate? So watch out for this fiend, All's not as it seems, Bad omens in the form of a swan So flee my good friends So as not to meet your end As a cause of this bird. Jog on!
[For @naaviie]
The Red Swan Of Doom! • Opuss № I